Merch for the Overworked & Underpaid
The only uniform you’ll actually want to wear. From “in the weeds” to last call, our shirts are built to survive spilled drinks, your third double in a row and the relief of a day off.
Welcome to the Gremlin Gang.
Featured Products
Perfect for those nights when you’ve been cranking out lemon drop shots back-to-back for a bachelorette party that “just wants one more round.” Perfect for a double shift and bold enough to warn customers that your shaker’s not the only thing with bite. Keep slinging sass — one pour at a time!
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Product features:
-Unisex soft style t-shirt
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel.
- Ethically produced
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Welcome to the back-of-house inferno, where the AC never reaches temp, the fryer burns hotter than Satan’s bathwater, and every server thinks their “forgotten” order is a top priority. The tickets don’t stop, the flames don’t die, and you’re basically one “86” away from losing what’s left of your sanity. This shirt is for the line cooks and chefs who know the kitchen is hell—and still clock in every damn day. If you can survive this heat, you can survive anything, this one's made in your honor.
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Product features:
- Crafted from soft, durable ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
- Eco-friendly materials meet ethical production standards.
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
For the service worker’s who’ve been stiffed with a smile — Made for those nights when the “coupon Karens” camp at your table past close with their heavily discounted checks, the “you were AMAZING!” crowd that still leaves 10%. They promise they’ll ask for you next time — but let’s be real, we can only pray that’s a lie because praise DOES NOT pay the rent! Wear it on shift, wear it off shift, and let the world know: kind words are great, but cash is queen.
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Product features:
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Produced ethically with US-grown cotton, ensuring sustainability
- DTF printing for high-quality, vibrant graphics that last.
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
